Northern Realm: (Northern Realm: Volume I Book 1) Kady Jordin

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Northern Realm: (Northern Realm: Volume I Book 1)  by  Kady Jordin

Northern Realm: (Northern Realm: Volume I Book 1) by Kady Jordin
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Have you ever wanted to teleport? Well, Ben the 232-year-old elf king of the Northern Realm can do it, and hed be the first to rub it in your face that you cant, being that youre only human and all. After he poked fun at you at your expense, hedMoreHave you ever wanted to teleport? Well, Ben the 232-year-old elf king of the Northern Realm can do it, and hed be the first to rub it in your face that you cant, being that youre only human and all.

After he poked fun at you at your expense, hed delve in to a long-winded tale that he insists is accurate about his experiences being thrown into the human world against his will when his youngest daughter was kidnapped. Even though hes exhausted just standing up from his throne (a tree stump), he would do whatever it took to rescue his daughter from the hands of elfs most formidable enemies: humans.

Ben and his band of misfit elves are plunged into the human world as they endure new experiences such as driving a car, surviving human food, and getting thrown in jail trying to outrun the cops. Poor Sara, Bens daugher wants nothing more than to be free from the nightmare of capture and imprisonment by none other than a descendant of the infamous Jekyl/Hyde combination and a few helpers, including her childhood crush who has betrayed her. Join the elves and evil humans as they battle against time and each other to uncover the most troubling mystery of all and learn that sometimes adventure comes in small packages.

(Thats an elf pun, case you missed it.)A word from the author: This book is a work of fiction. Any of you that do not realize this based on the description might want to rethink their concept of reality. Also, I make no claims that this book is the novel of the century that will change your life. But I will say that it is filled with absurdity, sarcasm, levity, and random acts of randomness. It is a guaranteed escape from drudgery, depression, and monotony.

You will probably laugh, you will scratch your head and question why you are reading it, but you will soldier on because you just cant imagine the next chapter will be as ridiculous. But it will be. And in time, youll get it, and thats when you realize youve accepted the jump into my imagination. Thats when youll come to know and love Ben as much as I do, and see him as a real person--er, elf.

I invite you to enter my head, pretty colors and all, and meet the friends that keep me entertained when no one else is around. Have fun, and please dont rearrange the furniture. Thank you.



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